Chris Rea
— Harry Sterndale
Felicity Kendal
— Jill Saunders
John Cleese
— Maurice Walpole
Ben Kingsley
— Renzo Locatelli
Bob Hoskins
— Gerd Layton
Diana Rigg
— Lisa
Joanna Lumley
— Freda
Oliver Reed
— Jamie Campbell-Stewart
Patrick Ryecart
— Cleverley
Peter Davison
— John
Caroline Langrishe
— Vanessa
Edward Hardwicke
— Dr. Joseph
Nicola Bryant
— Beverley
Timothy Carlton
— Commissioner Grosvenor
Sarah Parish
— Ad Agency Receptionist
Gareth Hunt
— Inspector Bass
Nicholas Gecks
— Detective Constable Ray
Nicky Henson
— Askew
Ruby Snape
— Melissa
Taryn Kay
— Mrs. Ruth Layton
Brian Poyser
— President Zlomov
Sheila Steafel
— President's Wife
Trevor Baxter
— Maitre'd
William Wilde
— Jamie's Solicitor
Donald Standen
— Rick
Andrew Neil
— Himself
John Tordoff
— Father of the Bride
Nora Connolly
— Mother of the Bride
Andrew Grainger
— Best Man
Christopher Routh
— Young Policeman