Tony Hancock
— Tony Hancock
Gloria Dawn
— Mrs. Gilroy
Don Crosby
— Mervyn
Lex Mitchell
— Milkman
Georgie Sterling
— Miss Bunny Bancroft
Kenneth Laird
— Captain
Brian Barrie
— Bandsman
Don Philps
— Entertainments Officer
Mimi Dixon
— Miss Felicia 'Bikini' Bancroft
Marshall Crosby
Edward Howell
— Colonel
Don Reid
— Customs Officer
Max Phipps
— Hotel Clerk
Nat Levison
— Landlord
James Elliott
— Man in Pub
Doreen Warburton
— Maid
Kevin Leslie
— Herbie
Graham Rouse
— Ken
Roger Ward
— Pete
Bryan Niland
— Chips
Maxine Wyatt
— Barmaid