Gregor Fisher
— Rab C. Nesbitt
Eric Cullen
— Burney Nesbitt
Andrew Fairlie
— Gash Nesbitt
Ashley Jensen
— Isobel / Rena
Andy Gray
— D.S.S Clerk / Teacher / Policeman
Sally Howitt
— Clerk of Court
David McGowan
— Policeman
Barbara Rafferty
— Ella Cotter
Tony Roper
— Jamesie Cotter
Elaine C. Smith
— Mary Nesbitt