Lloyd Kaufman
— Park Ranger Jones
John Bloom
— Sheriff Joe Bob
Chris Phares
— Garlo
Leah Staley
— Suzie
Ryan Hazen
— Todd
Jay Guthrie
— Boyfriend
Falon Snodgrass
— Girlfriend
Drew Killmeyer
— T-Shirt Customer
Arin Marie
— Hippie Chick
Jay Holmes
— Greg
Andie Cartwright
— Random Dead Girl
Twila Miller
— House Corpse
Matt in the Hat
— Scott Hayes
Freddie Davis
— Self