Thomas Gottschalk
— Gunther Schmidt
Billy Dee Williams
— Max
Dom DeLuise
— Mr. B
Milton Berle
— Hotel Clerk
Steve Kanaly
— Mr. Goodwyn
Michelle Johnson
— Ricki
Richard Moll
— Buzz
Morton Downey, Jr.
— Taj
James Tolkan
— Vince
George Kennedy
— John McCready
Tommy Lister Jr.
— Cubey
Andre Rosey Brown
— Bluto
Peter Lupus
— GM Boss
Starr Andreeff
— Legs
Branscombe Richmond
— Bouncer
Darcy LaPier
— Girl with Taj
Grant Cramer
— Boris