Conner O'Malley
— Matt Lohan
Jack Bensinger
— Casey Foy
Eric Rahill
— Jason Rice
Danny Scharar
— Ben Kupec
Dan Licata
— Serj Lopecia
Gail Sweeney
— Paula Lopecia
Edy Modica
— Matt's Sister
Sarah Sherman
— Sports Authority Girl
Nate Varrone
— Riley Byro
Ruby McCollister
— Keira English
Rachel Kaly
— Alecia Atencio
Lauren Servideo
— Kelsey Atencio
Patrick Doran
— Does Push-Ups
Cameron Fetter
— Smoked Weed with a 24-Year-Old
Caleb Pitts
— Thinks the Firefighters Did It
Rajat Suresh
— Jerks It
Jeremy Levick
— Sucks at Beer Pong
Richard Kent Green
— Priest
Fran Hoepfner
— Funeral Attendee