Felissa Rose
— Narrator
Bryant Krenshaw
— Oliver Moore
Daniel Martin
— The kid from Gummo
Sarah Armstrong
— Jen
Donnamarie Vaughn
— Probation Officer
Angie Barmer
— Party Girl 2
Brad Belanger
— Pippy
Dave Carney
— Brown Squirrel 4
Emily Cook
— Party Girl 1
Yvette Copeland
— Carlito's Girl
Dawn Edwards
— Prom Dress Girl
Kim Farris
— Party Girl 4
Sam Frazee
— Elvis
Johnny Hayes
— Party Guy 1
Jason Heath
— Guy on couch
Justin Heath
— Extra boy
Normal Heath
— Sonogram child
Ryan Robinson Heath
— Stonefish
Travis Lane
— Carlito
Amy Leeking
— Party girl 3
Steve Mayo
— Party Guy 4
Megan
— Party Girl 5
Alicia Moralez
— Emma
Armondo Moralez
— Party Guy 2
Keith Parrack
— Gilpen
Josh Riebel
— Levi Moore
Jake Roswog
— Jen's guy
Casey Tanner
— Cracker Jack
Ali John Taslimi
— Brown squirrel 1
Ali Reza Taslimi
— Brown squirrel 2