Bill Maher
— Elmo Bunn
Annabelle Gurwitch
— The Dame
David McKnight
— Vince
Bob Delegall
— Mayor Tom Bradley
Bryan Clark
— Ronald Reagan
Arlene Banas
— Marilyn Quayle
Ron Darian
— Michael Dukakis
Jeff Hawk
— Dan Quayle
Jim Jackman
— Mike Milken
Clyde Kusatsu
— Former Prime Minister Nakasone
Francine Lee
— Anan
John Moody
— Bob Woodward
Sam Pancake
— The Kid
Simon Richards
— Donald Trump
Andy Romano
— The Hood
Cathy Shambley
— Geraldine Ferraro
Wil Philip
— Fred Joseph (uncredited)