Eric Mitchell
— Eric Mitchell
Jakob Teichrieb
— The Bear/ Hellen De'evil
Kai Douangchanh
— Brian Planet
Alexis Pascual
— Petunia Mellarkson
Evan Stubbings
— Interviewer/Announcer/Referee
Sylas Murphy
— HeadLock Guy
Konner Porter
— Influencer #2
Himmit Virk
— Influencer #1/Mr. Devious
Jason Puchniak
— Eric Hater