Pauly Shore
— Host
Cathy Giannone
— Concession Worker
Jackie Harris Greenberg
— Woman Host (segment "In the Woods")
Bil Dwyer
— Anchorman (segment "In The Woods")
Jerry Minor
— Ted McKinsey (segment "In the Woods")
Jim Zulevic
— Bob Zombie (segment "In the Woods")
Michael Ian Black
— Stephen Hawking (segment "In the Woods")
Wally Wingert
— Zombie Chef (segment "In the Woods")
Hyla Matthews
— Happy Mom (segment "In the Woods")
Bryan Coffee
— Hairy Guy (segment "In the Woods")
Roger W. Morrissey
— Bouncer (segment "In the Woods")
Joseph S. Griffo
— Boyfriend (segment "Pauly Shore")
James DiStefano
— Cameraman (segment "Pauly Shore")
Frank Cassini
— Sound Man (segment "Pauly Shore")
Paul Greenberg
— Creepy Kid
Kayren Butler
— Young School Girl