Richard Lincoln
— Eddie Burke
James Zvanut
— Burt Honneger
Samantha Grey
— Betty Burke
Noel Cunningham
— Noel 'Peanuts' Cady
Manny Lieberman
— Felix the Umpire
Fred Lincoln
— Aesop
Xavier Rodrigo
— Buster Rivera
Kathy Bell
— Patty O'Malley
Sean P. Griffin
— Art 'The Fart' Bullfinch
Max McClellan
— Mike 'The Bod' Karpel
Kevin Moore
— 'Eaglescout' Terwilliger
Lance Norwood
— Ralphy Parks
Ted Oyama
— Umeki Siddaharo
Michael Pastore
— Roger 'Fingers' Ross
Philip Scuderi
— Danny Mayfield
David Schmalholz
— Fritz 'Bionic Mouth' Curtis
Nancy Willis
— Sharyn Dixon
Andy Weeks
— 'Scoop' Maxwell
Todd Weeks
— Timmy Deutsch
Terry Vance
— Mrs. Mayfield
Fred H. Denham
— Chief Duggan
William Caldwell
— Kreeger
Mary Gamsu
— Judge Morin
Victor Miller
— Announcer
David Poor
— Dr. Newton
John Anthony Williams
— Cop #1
John B. Rose
— Cop #2
Luckey Heath
— Dr. Sternberg
George Ganzle
— The Con
Charles Curtiss
— Chauffeur