Kathy Ireland
— Jessica Luvintryst
Robert Mitchum
— Marshal
Telly Savalas
— Most Evil Man (Not Really)
Shelley Winters
— The Good Lieutenant
Josh Mosby
— Jeremy
Mary McCormack
— Sarah
J. Christian Ingvordsen
— Tom Tobias A.K.A. Ted Levis
Jeffrey Howard
— Coroner / Genie Voice
Michele Miller
— Katie
Marissa Copeland
— Angela
Tracy Douglas
— Colleen
Laine Valentino
— Herzoner the Mayor
Edie Falco
— Mom
Jody O'Neil
— Dispatcher
John Weiner
— ENG Cameraman
Michael Zeidman
— Young Jeremy
Meredith Lane
— Young Sarah
Kristen Johnston
— Kate
Eli Kabillio
— Bubba
Susan Rollman
— Very Patient Pregnant Person
C. Steven Duncker
— Jessica's Studly Aide
Melinda Wade
— Cop
Tim Bernard
— Yugo Salesman
Glen Santiago
— Mime
John F. Bernard
— Ninja
Mary Jane Bernard
— Ninja
Tommy Chang
— Ninja
Frank Coulson
— Ninja
Melora Creager
— Ninja
Jude Driscoll
— Ninja