Éanna Hardwicke
— Roy Keane
Steve Coogan
— Mick McCarthy
Alice Lowe
— Fiona McCarthy
Peter McDonald
— Mick Byrne
Harriet Cains
— Theresa Keane
Jamie Beamish
— Dickie Moloney
Alex Murphy
— Eddy Power
Oliver Coopersmith
— Jason McAteer
Jack Hickey
— Niall Quinn
Aoife Hinds
— Karen
Stephen Jones
— Liam
Niall McNamee
— Alan Kelly
Jack McKee
— Damien Duff
Matthew Cassidy
— Dean Kiely
Chris McCurry
— Saipan Journalist
Miles Paloma
— Steven Reid
Micheál Woods
— Reporter in Airport
Una Carroll
— Air Hostess
Ryan Guy
— Gary Breen
Ross Fallows
— Gary Kelly
Thomas Finnegan
— Pete
John Fitzmaurice
— David Connolly (credit only)
Shea Harmon
— Kenny Cunningham
Jon Culshaw
— Sir Alex Ferguson (Voice)
George Hutton
— Journalist (credit only)
Brian Clough
— Self (archive footage)
Alex Ferguson
— Self (archive footage)
Gary Lineker
— Self (archive footage)
Shane MacGowan
— Self (archive footage)
David Beckham
— Self (archive footage)