Al Lewis
— Uncle Gene
James Hong
— Johnny Staccato
Keith Coulouris
— Harry Spencer
Elizabeth Kaitan
— Shannon McSorley
Julie Lynn Cialini
— Phyllis Glass
Corey Feldman
— Billy Spencer
Lorelei Leslie
— Harley
Marcus Mueller
— Pigiron
Amy Lynn Rosenthal
— Erika
Ute Weigel
— Solitaire
Tiffany Cara
— Ginger / Dancer
Christi Bauerle
— Dominique
Mindy Feldman
— Francesca
Gary Bristow
— Drill Sergeant
Ron Jeremy
— 'Weed' Wacker
Kristina Rodriguez
— Pina Kollata
Patricia Edmunds
— Yacht Girl #1
Jo-Lin Osceola
— Yacht Girl #2
Vonzelle Stengel
— Sleepy Girl
Lauren Reynolds
— Dancer
Sara Bokker
— Dancer
Maria McLendon
— Gene's Girlfriend / Dancer
Gil Gesauldi
— Frankie
Jennifer Cole
— Tracy
Nina Dolci
— Staccato's Girlfriend (uncredited)
Jennifer Lee Graves
— Car Wash Girl (uncredited)
Fred Bourdin
— Waiter with Phone