Michael Laibson
— Mick
Marlene Selsman
— Marlene
Bert Belant
— Burt
Frank Millen
— Frank
Michael Blakney
Gerry Klein
— Info-mmercial spokesman
Tom Malinchak
Victoria S. Miller
— Mouse
May Montrey
— Nudie Actress
Leonard Shoemaker
— Nudie Actor
Jacqueline Cambas
— Feminist car pooler
Renee Harmon
— Lizardwoman movie narrator (voice)
Cheryl Smith
— Naked hippie girl on motorcycle
Barbara Mills
— Feminist protester