John Galliano
— Main Narrator (voice) / Self
Lulu Tenney
— Model / Self
Leon Dame
— Model / Self
Frederic Bittner
— Model
Kim Kardashian
— Self
Gwendoline Christie
— Model / Self / Narrator (voice)
Monica Bellucci
— Model / Narrator (voice)
Pat McGrath
— Self / Narrator (voice)
Duffy
— Narrator (voice)
Jamiyla Ocasio
— Narrator (voice)
Joseph Bader
— Narrator (voice)
Christian Louboutin
— Self
Auntie
— Doll (archive footage)
Anya Taylor-Joy
— Self (archive footage) (uncredited)