Griffin Dunne
— Lewis Birch
Madeleine Martin
— Zoe
Cara Buono
— Nell
Devon Graye
— Jack
Dreama Walker
— Abigail
Becky Ann Baker
— Mary
Stuart Margolin
— Stanley Birch
David Rasche
— Cyrus Marshall
John C. McGinley
— Bill Birch
Ann Dowd
— Patti
Scott Adsit
— Harry Hardcore
Marceline Hugot
— Assistant Dean
Todd Susman
— Dr. Salter
Hannah Dunne
— Student
Harrison Holzer
— Bully Kid