Robert short
— Karl Kornchek
Bob Burns
— Hot Daddy Dan
Jeff Thomas
— Broderick Crawdaddy
Mike Greenwald
— Bernie Jerks
Robeert Alvarez
— Bruce's Pal
Jerry Fiore
— Sheriff Payne/Colonel Sanders
William Malone
— Mayor Halsteen McCheese
Leigh Chapman
— Mary Brandon
Shelley Olodort
— Shelly Kase
Doyle Grey
— Dr. Marcus Downe
Cathy Burns
— Mrs. Burns
Marilyn Vargo
— Nude Girl
Rick Baker
— Little Kathy's Date
Alan White
— Dr. Devious
Jim Methenia
— Dr. F. U. Sosume
Bill Hedge
— Chimney Victim
Nick Sheldon
— Cop #1
Jack Jardine
— The Psycho
Paul Atkinson
— Reporter
Kermit Eller
— Cop #2/Sometimes Turkey
Al Jerumanis
— Mr. Burns
Bill Mills
— The Night Turkey