Seth Scriver
— Seth
Peter Scriver
— Pete
Kristin Scriver
— Cookie / Mawler
Dezray Scriver
— Dez
Ada Scriver
— Doony
Simone Scriver
— Simone
Sterling Scriver
— Sterling
Sylvester Redhead
— Sylvester
Peirsston Scriver
— Peirsston
Rusty Redhead
— Rusty
Chris Scriver
— Chris
Felice Scriver
— Cece
Stewart Scriver
— Grandpa Stewart
Nazerah Scriver
— Nazerah
Racco Scriver
— Racco
Kaori Arita
— Koko / Mickey Mouse Watch
Lillian Napoakesik Scriver
— Lillian
Pat Roy
— Nana Pat
Diana VanderMeulen
— Olive
Scott Spear
— Penis Piercing Guy
Lynette Miles
— Granny Nohkum Thelma
Mike Constable
— Judge / Sock
Michael Clifton
— NFG Officer
Paul Henderson
— RCMP
Amy Lockhart
— Legal Aid
Nobu Adilman
— Trophy
Amy Lam
— TV Contestant
Jiva MacKay
— Mug
Sook-Yin Lee
— Radio Announcer
Ted Gudlat
— Tickled to Death Guy / Pizza Guy