Missy
— Wood Nymph (segment: "Stories from the Woods")
Fallon
— Pregnant Woman (segment: "The Exam")
Heidi Nice
— Heidi (segment: "Blind Date")
Jordan Lee
— Presidents' Lover (segment: "The Anal Office")
Dave Hardman
— Gynecologist (segment: "The Exam")
Rod Fontana
— Rod (segment: "Blind Date")
Nick Knight
— Ronald Reagan (segment: "The Anal Office")
Shawn Ricks
— Satyr #1 (segment: "Stories from the Woods")
Ron Jeremy
— Bill Clinton (segment: "The Anal Office")
Mickey G.
— Satyr #2 (segment: "Stories from the Woods") (uncredited)
Jim Powers
— Self - Host (uncredited)