Darren Ivany
— Chuck "The Schmuck"
Chuck Herriott
— Larry "The Lawyer"
Justin Nurse
— Hank "The Hitman"
Erin Mick
— "Terrible" Muriel
Kyle Snow
— "Cool, Calm" Tom
Jessie Cole
— Sarah "The Psycho"
Maggie Coady
— The Waitress
Jeff Lewis
— The Middle Man
Shaun Alphonso
— The Cop
Shanda Hopkin
— Waitress Stand-In
Amanda Mews
— 911 Operator