Matt Tang
— Narrator
Dillon Fitzgerald
— Anthony
Jackie Shearn
— Jessica
Serena Su Kim
— Anthony's Interviewee
Apar Mahajan
— Stapler Couple #1
Cate Rabaya
— Stapler Couple #2
Bogdan Yaramenko
— Latte Couple #1
Grace Liang
— Latte Couple #2
Eli Kupetz
— Jessica Date #3
Michael Richards
— Tax Hater
Frederic Robb
— Overworked Intern