Samantha Doane
— Sam
Randie Wilder
— Joanie
R.C.B
— Fred
Danger Takahashi
— Bobby
Susan Keefer
— Renee
Brandy Carson
— "Nothing" Woman
Bobby Angelle
— "Toast" Man
Don Dalesandro
— Jim
Skip Dees
— Lee
Kristine Greco
— Debby
Jeremiah Comey
— Chuck
Lori Gay Marlowe
— Kiki
Dan Attias
— Punk
Jerry Comey
— Sicko
Byron Clark
— Drunk Gent