Mike O'Connell
— Lazlo Spacefish / Sea L. Man / Stephan
Jim Meskimen
— Tequila Fork Murphy III, esq. / Batiste "The Universe" Delacroix / Narrator
Kevin Ford
— G13n-42 / Poot Poot / Mervyn
Ed Galvez
— Gaethanamore
Marisa Campbell
— Sam
Michael Costantini
— Steven
Andreis Costa
— Neut Frederickson
Jim Agpalza
— Peewee
Tony Clifton
— Himself