Eddie Izzard
— Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley
Eric Idle
— The Piano
Russell Brand
— Dick
Jane Leeves
— Emma
Sophie Winkleman
— Helena
Tracey Ullman
— Aunt Maggie
Tim Curry
— Reverend Whoopsie
Billy Connolly
— Inspector McGuffin
Jim Piddock
— Sergeant Ken Russell
John Du Prez
Tony Palermo
Gene Black
Bernie Dresel
Mike Valerio
