Kevin Sherwood
— Kevin
Kevin Kirkpatrick
— Gordon
Scott Rinker
— Paul (as Scott Allen Rinker)
Dave Hanson
— Reese
John Heard
— Gordon's Dad
Beverly D'Angelo
— Gordon's Mom
Kelly LeBrock
— Angela's Mom
Joe Nieves
— Fernando
William Katt
— Reese's Boss
Meredith Zealy
— Angela
Yvonne Arias
— Veronica
Niko Posey
— Stephanie
Michael Bell
— Narrator
Ben Messmer
— Johnny
Jon Spinogatti
— Sound Board Operator
Chris Hollyfield
— Little Person
Mitch Barrett
— Judas
Joel Rieck
— Jesus
Kris Buccieri
— City Council Speaker
Michael Rachlis
— Young Paul
Jorge Ortiz
— Carlos
Richard Blade
— Voice of Richard Blade
Steve Mallory
— Werewolf Man
Andrew J. Brawley
— Iowa Corn Farmer
Dan Chandler
— Health Inspector
Chase Kim
— Asian Renald McJones
Ned Locario
— Porn Boss
Mary Nieves
— Paul's Chick
Sarah O'Connell
— Iowa Corn Farmer
Brandy Mettert Paolini
— Real Estate Agent