Paul F. Tompkins
— Fozzie Bear
Nina West
— Miss Piggy
Marc Evan Jackson
— Kermit the Frog
David Dastmalchian
— Gonzo the Great
Bobby Moynihan
— Doc Hopper
Griffin Newman
— Max
Colton Dunn
— Rowlf the Dog / Balloon Vendor
Mark Gagliardi
— Statler / Mad Man Mooney
Hal Lublin
— Waldorf / Ice Cream Vendor
Zach Reino
— Dr. Teeth / El Sleezo Owner
Jessica McKenna
— Floyd Pepper / El Sleezo Patron
Dana Wickens
— Animal
Janet Varney
— Janice
Brett Morris
— Zoot
Kimia Behpoornia
— Camilla the Chicken / El Sleezo Tough
Alex Song-Xia
— Robin the Frog / El Sleezo Waiter
Ross Bryant
— Scooter / Professor Krassman
Sam Reich
— Sam Eagle / Fair Emcee / Lew Lord
Katie Marovitch
— Beaker / Insolent Waiter
Nina Concepción
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Bernie the Agent
Anna Garcia
— Sweetums
Ruha Taslimi
— Lew Zealand / El Sleezo Waitress
Lyndsey Frank
— Crazy Harry / Snake Walker
Elaine Carroll
— The Swedish Chef
Oscar Montoya
— Doglion / Miss Tracy
Lucas Ross
— Self - Banjo Supervision
Anna Rajo
— Self - Narrator
Abigail Remaley
— Self - Narrator
Matt Wilkie
— Studio Guard / El Sleezo Sailor / Big Bird / Edgar Bergen / Charlie McCarthy
Scott Passarella
— Self - Pianist