Stanley Townsend
— Gianni
Matt Berry
— Daniel
Rita Hassan
— Gianni's Wife
Glo Van Lint
— Gianni's Mistress
Anamaria Marinca
— The Madonna of the Eels
Fergus Henderson
— Head Chef
Laurence R. Harvey
— Sous Chef
Josef Altin
— Paesano
Olive Supple-Still
— Paesana
Charles Louis James Beach
— Bambino
Sergio Ongaro
— Male Friend 1
Domenico Falcone
— Male Friend 2
Alesandro Sacco
— Mourner