Dan Severn
— Dan
Dustin Diamond
— Coach McAger
Rick Dawson
— Zach Smith
Ron Jeremy
— Jack White
Rob Fender
— Alex Foster
Brian Titus
— Joe Piper
Jonathan Alderman
— Mike Brown
Johnny Lechner
— Vince White
Kirstie Munoz
— Sara
Joseph Smith
— Budsaw
Alex Rush
— Kayla
Roshaun Page
— Derell
Nicky Nguyen
— Ong Pac
Derek Neely
— Red
Adam Woloszyk
— Ajax
Lloyd Kaufman
— Larry Lewinski
Corlandos Scott
— Kyle
Greg Prusiewicz
— Pauly Jones
Carey Torrice
— Mercedes
Joe Hotham
— Diesel
Carmen Adolphus
— Chui Me
Erica Blair
— Starla
Ashley Bennett
— Hot Girl #2
Cassandra Baun
— Badass Chick
Elise Edson
— Hot Girl #1
Jackson Ezinga
— Audience Member
Vanessa Danforth
— Tournament Announcer
Gracia E. Johnson
— Random Girl #1
Michael A. MacRae
— Arena Announcer
Brett Wheat
— B Movie Director