Steve Moramarco
— Steve Moramarco
Gregg Turkington
— Josh (voice)
Fred Moramarco
— Fred Moramarco
Karen Tarleton
— Sheila Moramarco
Isaac Kellman Carlen
— Dr. Carlen
Bernard Pearlman
— Marijuana Masseuse
Mark Alderson
— Certified Patient
Paul Noriega
— Paul Noriega
Johnny Angel
— Johnny Angel
Fred Kiko
— Station Manager
Karen Zumsteg
— Ellen Day
Simone Turkington
— Intervention Fanatic