Kristoffer Polaha
— Sam Reinhold
Moriah Peters
— Virginia Martin
Stephen Tobolowsky
— Melvin Reinhold
Chris Parnell
— Jack Conrad
Jason Marsden
— Dom Fletcher
Kevin Lawson
— MC Clifton
Austin Basis
— MC Tony
Jesse Hutch
— Robert Van Sickle
Arianne Zucker
— The Madam
Micah Max Polaha
— Riley Conrad
Nick Josten
— Layne Brown
Melody Ricketts
— Connie Swanson
Jason Berreth
— Walter
Megan Tingle
— Sara
Marc Oakley
— Spam Caller
Ken Carpenter
— Eulogizer
Holly Lorge
— Judy
Kenneth Anglemire
— Floor manager
David Gamble Jr.
— Desmond Villanueve
Bradley Gosnell
— Rob Plymon
Lydia De Souza
— Beth
Jerome Polaha
— The Last Emcee
Cody-Lewis Smith
— Will Rhodes