Bruce Campbell
— Ernie
Cerina Vincent
— Judy
Ted Raimi
— Persnickety Dance Instructor
Robin McAlpine
— Emma (voice)
William Earl Ray
— Neighbor Earl
Brian Gunter
— Guy Drehobl
Eric Martin Reid
— Asshole Homeowner
P.K. Glazer
— Idiot on the Riverbank
Michael Kallio
— Surly Liquor Store Salesman
Mike Estes
— Budtender
Emma Raimi
— Tatyana
Daniel Cross
— Hospital Security Guard
Danielle Kelly
— Jazz Singer
Chris Miller
— Garage Sale Guy
Steve Sellery
— Darryl
Trevor Seven
— Darryl's Boss
Arthur Woolard
— Darryl's Boss
Mike Ditz
— Animal Rescue Volunteer
Janel SantaCruz Campbell
— Animal Rescue Clerk
Claire Harwood
— Pickles
Lillia Chance
— (voice)
Lillia Chance
— (voice)
Mollie A. Hart
— (voice)
Chad Kula
— (voice)
Jason Maniccia
— (voice)
Chris Miller
— Garage Sale Guy
Karyn O'Bryant
— (voice)