Chloe Barach
— Julia Stauber
Daniel Moran
— Larry Beamish
Mark Kenny
— Anvil Burnett
Jack Tarr
— Topher Bordeaux
Lewis Kenny
— Dr. Goggles
Jana Mohieden
— Cara Thompson / Tara Chompson
Owen Morris
— Slurry McEdwards
John Barry
— The Very Rev. Richard Richardson
Oisín Jackson
— Midge
Eduardo Pinheiro
— Aaron Burns
Dermot Edmondson
— Caterpillar Russell
Armel Cotinat Flynn
— Studio PA
Conor Boers
— Beamish Fan
Maisie
— As herself
Jacob O'Rahilly
— Urinal Boys
Dylan Ameziane
— Urinal Boys
Moises Chavira Flores
— Paramedics
Diarmuid Biggane
— Paramedics
Sorcha Ní Pheadair
— Paramedics
David Bell
— Producer / Angus