Joe Diomede
— Dave Szynaski
Al Hudson
— Ron Szynaski
Jacob Cook
— Ray Teedle
Zach Hudson
— Terry Jones
Dorothy Canapari
— Aunt Sophie
Matt Waldeck
— Jared
Gary Jenkins
— Mr. Jones
Lacy Messman
— Ariel
Brian Bartels
— Principal
Liz Bauer
— Grandfather's Girlfriend
Mr. Winston Churchill Brusk
— Mr. Peepers
Bernard Canepari
— Davie's Grandfather
Suzy Elsamanoudi
— Amber
Leonard Goff
— Security Guard
Hudson
— Zach
Ann Hudson
— Mrs. Shields
Brittany Jenkins
— Martha
David R. King
— Ariel's Father
Andrea Kleinhenz
— Ariel's Mother
Casey Kotonski
— Casey Jones
Colleen Caine Lanning
— Teacher
Mark Matas
— Brett
Mark Mazzocco
— Mr. Simcheck (Elvis)
Vickie L. Phillips
— Maggie Szynaski
Vincent Radcliffe
— Punk Store Clerk
Jon Sajetowski
— Father Jerome
Andrea Senyitko
— Girl in Pink
Kimberly Taylor
— Tori
Lora Wiese
— Barmaid