Tom Davis
— Gary King
Romesh Ranganathan
— Stuart Williams
Laura Checkley
— Terri King
Camille Coduri
— Denise King
Simon Day
— Big Gary King
Miranda Hennessy
— Chloe Ferdinando
Neil Maskell
— Winkle
Jay Simpson
— John The Butcher
Riley Burgin
— Teddy King
Osi Okerafor
— Darren Ferdinando
Donovan Blackwood
— Mr Bounce
Ninette Finch
— Mrs Watson
Paul Pariser
— Portaloo Man
Daniel Copeland
— Waltzers Guy
Shaq B. Grant
— Police Officer