Trey Teufel
— Smarmy CEO
Christian S. Anderson
— Douchey Competitor
April Brooks
— Bubbly Receptionist
Patrick Hancock
— Mr. Coverdale
Timothy Hornor
— Howard Zitter
Elisabeth Kiernan Averick
— Jamie
Melissa Strauss
— VP of Marketing
Madeline Wager
— Depressed Interviewer
Jason Banks
— Theodore Rose
Ryan Pratt
— Bernard (voice)
Jack Zullo
— Sketchy Janitor