Colin Wyckoff
— kitty0706 (Himself)
Nathan Vetterlein
— Scout (archive sound)
Rick May
— Soldier (archive sound)
Dennis Bateman
— Pyro / Spy (archive sound)
Gary Schwartz
— Demoman / Heavy Weapons Guy (archive sound)
Grant Goodeve
— Engineer (archive sound)
Robin Atkin Downes
— Medic (archive sound)
John Patrick Lowrie
— Sniper (archive sound)
Ellen McLain
— The Administrator (archive audio)