Leigh McCloskey
— Jay
Jeanne O'Brien-Ebiri
— Trish
Robbie Rist
— Oscar
Frankie Valli
— 'Macho' Marty Benedictine
Sonny Bono
— Maurice
Nicholas Worth
— Vito
Herta Ware
— Verna
Greg Louganis
— Larry
Jill Terashita
— Lulu
Hope North
— Corrine
Dee Booher
— Big Lady with Whip
Carl Lewis
— Miami Cop 1
Edy Williams
— Poodle Lady
Debra Lamb
— Roller-Skating Girl
David Dunard
— Cop