Mr. Lawrence
— Toot (voice) / Patent Candidate #1
Joe Flood
— Corrupt Cop #1
Dan Hutchinson
— Corrupt Cop #2
Jeremy Kramer
— Man With Hose
Quinn Kitmitto
— Hooker #1
Linda Ljoka
— Hooker #2
Vance DeGeneres
— Police Analyst
Tommy Sledge
— Police Chief
Chris Bogart
— Toot's Partner
Antoinette Peragine
— Toot's Girlfriend
Carlos Alazraqui
— Topless Maniac / Cop
Joey Diaz
— Informant (voice)
Dan Price
— Interviewer (voice)
Martin Olson
— Interrogation Cop #1
Robert Porter
— Interrogation Cop #2
Tricia Gilfone
— Forensic Chemist
David Rotman
— Patent Candidate #2
Gary Bley
— Fart Kiler
Carey Yost
— Creepy Man on Bench
Don Lewis
— Killer Caught on Tape
Derek Drymon
— Stab Victim / Cop
Dorian Chris Corrales
— Dispatch (voice)
Lisa Soland
— Toot's Hooker
Vicki Tolan
— Extra
Joe Orrantia
— Extra
Julian Chaney
— Extra
Jeff Shoemaker
— Extra
Mark Colangelo
— Extra
Doug Ward
— Extra
Jennifer Dawson
— Extra