Griff Rhys Jones
— Self - Narrator (voice)
Christine Ashford
— Self - Naked Secretary
John Ashford
— Self
Jamie Barfield
— Self
Dan Denning
— Self - Naked Butler
Dor Haworth
— Self - Ian's Mother-in-Law
Elizabeth Humber
— Self - Naked Lay Chaplain
Trevor Humber
— Self - Naked Lay Chaplain
Kieran O'Brien
— Self - Arushka's Boyfriend
Arushka Pollard
— Self
Barbara Pollard
— Self - Naked Gardener
Ian Pollard
— Self - Naked Gardener
Jerry Turner
— Self - Solicitor