Rob Berndt
— Lando Calrissian
Steve Sanders
— Steve Spielberg / Bill Curtis / Whoopi Goldberg
Andy Kaster
— Charles Bishop Weyland / Prof. Dumb McNerd / Mrs. 9000 / Mr. Orange
Al Gajeski
— HAL 9000
Bernie Rocheleau
— Al Ian
Jared Wulterkens
— Jean Luc Picard
Dana Strain
— Mr. Wayne the Brain
Rich Bessert
— Coach Bessert
Chris Treml
— Tom O'Reilly / John Wayne (voice)
Andy Williquette
— Willie Burns / Big Boned Alien
Ryan DeWitt
— Zib Zob
Jon Rentmeester
— Crazy Black Taxi Driver
Adam Helgren
— Alien #1
Ryan Glaser
— Alien #2
Matt Desotell
— Beef Cake Alien
Andy Prefontaine
— Planet Gilby
Robert Edge
— Aliens (voice)