Charles Harris
— Diesel
Samuel Williams
— Everett
Mitch Hyman
— Snappy the Clown
Mandaddy
— Grumpy the Clown
Babette Bombshell
— Olga Sparkle
Kristal Theron
— Clarice Santiago
John Schumann
— Sheriff James Elroy Rotsky, Gordo the Clown
Luz Theron
— Anne Delilah
Melanie Feliciano
— Annette
Kaylee Knull
— Lonnie
Amber Perry
— Jaylin
Uni
— Zelda
Will Aaron
— Wheely the Clown
Lisi Alvarez
— Squeaky the Clown
Nicoya Canty
— Twisty the Clown
Jacob Dupree
— Kooky the Clown
Sam Gaffin
— Boopy, Roy
Brian Manowitz
— Batty the Clown, Arthur
Mike McGowan
— Dorko the Clown, Dr. Imaril Fuquppe, Deputy Derickson, Dr. Acid
Josh Thew
— Bonko the Clown
Laurel Schumann
— Wendy the Clown
Ronnie Allegro
— Barry
Belle Bowen
— Stacy
Henry Cawn
— Jeff
Ruby Cawn
— Tanya
Betty Cohen
— Vanessa
Sophia Harris
— Audrey
Michele Henderson
— Jeanette the Angry Resident
Henna Jellmuth
— TV Announcer, Sheriff Dispatcher
Leira Pagan
— Lila