Spike Milligan
— Harold Petts
Barbara Shelley
— Jean
John Wood
— P.C. Woods
Warren Mitchell
— Rupert
Archie Duncan
— Inspector
Lance Percival
— Joe
Arthur Mullard
— Sam
John Bennett
— Pete
Ronald Adam
— Mr. Fordyce
Miles Malleson
— Psychiatrist
Wilfrid Lawson
— Postman
Mario Fabrizi
— Villager
Bob Todd
— District Superintendent