Jack Carpenter
— Walter
Melanie Lynskey
— Sally
Susie Essman
— Gilda
Jarlath Conroy
— McGinty
Adrian Martinez
— Hector
Fran Kranz
— Salmon Guy
Steve Park
— Song
Armando Riesco
— Jake
John Pankow
— Sid
Allegra Cohen
— Willa
Fred Berman
— Tunch
Ashley Austin Morris
— Naomi from Tribe Escorts
Sondra James
— Mrs. Hertzel
Elizabeth Masucci
— Jake's Receptionist
Michael Perilstein
— Cranky Blind Man
Christine Rosario
— Hector's Wife
Jerry Chaet
— Shoe Salesman #1
Burt Sekuler
— Shoe Salesman #2
Heather Chaet
— Mother in Park
Tessa Chaet
— Daughter in Park
Robert Klein
— Narrator (voice)