Leo Johns
— Graham Dutchflower
Zachary Harris
— Serena Cherryblossom
Jeremy Cubison
— Kirk Applesauce
Edon Epton
— Bobby Wheatfield/Brenda/Sammy Steelmuncher/Martin Scorcese
Edward Marsden
— Greg/ Genevieve/ Ronny Roundhouse/ Palme D’Or announcer/ Interviewer 2
George Fraser
— Tony Spinelli
Max Collins
— Eugene Quibble/ Ellie/ Nolan Knuckleduster/Interviewer 1/ Oscars announcer
Jamie Hough
— Mr Dutchflower/ Mrs Dutchflower/ Headmaster Applesauce/ Terminator/ Jimmy Kimmel
Samuel Hardy
— Mr PTMSHCSSSDMBB/ Director