Christian Brassington
— Boris Johnson
Jonny Sweet
— David Cameron
Christopher Leveaux
— James Delingpole
Henry Kelly
— Self (voice)
Anthony Stewart Head
— Self – Narrator (voice)
Neil Sherlock
— Self – Christ Church College, 1981-84
Radoslaw Sikorski
— Self – Pembroke College, 1983-86
James Delingpole
— Self – Christ Church College, 1984-87
Frank Luntz
— Self – Trinity College, 1984-87
Toby Young
— Self – Brasenose College, 1983-86
Rachel Johnson
— Self – New College, 1984-88
Ralph Perry-Robinson
— Self – Oriel College, 1984-87
Francesca Ferguson
— Self – Somerville College, 1985-88
Giles Andreae
— Self – Worcester College, 1985-88
Lloyd Evans
— Self – Balliol College, 1982-86
Hugh Anderson
— Self – Proprietor of The Hi-Lo Cafe
Jan Anderson
— Self – Proprietor of The Hi-Lo Cafe
Michael Cockerell
— Self – Political Journalist
Andrew Gimson
— Self – Boris Johnson's Biographer
Frances Elliott
— Self – David Cameron's Biographer
James Hanning
— Self – David Cameron's Biographer
Nick Fraser
— Self – Author, 'The Importance of Being Eton'