Ella Buckler
— Ella / Ella Jean
Mallory Amirault
— Matchmaker
Warner Warnerton
— Man with Fish / iPad Kid / Husband
Mal Humeniuk
— Horoscope Witch
Juliana Brazeau
— Hypersexual
Sherry Anne Crowe
— Milf
Sierra Cunningham
— Crazy Cat Lesbian
Myles Robichaud
— Jesus
Kiera Melanson
— Wife
Emma Jolly
— The Heart
Robert J. Finbow
— Other Matchmaker (voice)