Jaime Lyn Beatty
— Sherman Young / Secretary of State / Noel / Charlotte Sweetly / Ensemble
Jeff Blim
— General John MacNamara / Man In A Hurry / Ken Davidson / Announcer / Ensemble
Corey Dorris
— Frank Pricely / Mr. Humbugger / Bill Woodward
Angela Giarratana
— Lex Foster / Snigglette / Ensemble
Lauren Lopez
— Linda Monroe / Emma Perkins / Jingle / Ensemble
Robert Manion
— Ethan Green / Christopher Kringle / Evil Ethan / Peter Spankoffski / Ensemble
Jon Matteson
— Paul Matthews / Wiggly / Gary Goldstein / Carl Mason / SECDEF Wallace McNeill / Ensemble
Curt Mega
— President Howard Goodman / Ed / Ensemble
Joey Richter
— The Homeless Guy / Uncle Wiley / Cineplex Teen / Jangle / Ted Spankoffski
Dylan Saunders
— Tom Houston
James Tolbert
— Xander Lee / Security Guard / Vice President Bob Morris / Ensemble
Kim Whalen
— Becky Barnes / Ensemble
Kendall Nicole Yakshe
— Hannah Foster / Tim Houston