Shane White
— Roadkill
Mitch McGraw
— Dirtbag
Dana Snyder
— Cop Who Gets Killed and Pisses Himself (Voice)
Hal Huckabee
— Protestor
Taylor Pennell
— Henry the Handsome (Voice)
Lucas Holt
— UFO Man
Simon Batalov
— Alien / Hammond
Madi Marchildon
— Pipsqueak
Anthony Konning
— Banjo
Andrew Baker
— Banjo #2
Jaeyong Chun
— Salaryman
Jeremy Plume
— Ringleader
Troy Butler
— Horseshit
Alexa Deighton
— Mimzy the Mime
Hana Perry
— Bella
Isaac Gallant
— Clutzo Sad-Style
Pepper the Clown
— Himself
Carter Plume
— Rotten Crabapple Seller
Bug the Pug
— Stray Dog