Tamara Lynn Chambers
— Dolores
Doug Walker
— Nostalgia Critic
Malcolm Ray
— Contestant #1
Brett Bonynge
— Contestant #2
Robbie Allen
— Bob
Alyssa Jackson
— Barbara
Paul Rohan
— Ben
Jimmy Melf
— Reilly
Harry Locke IV
— Julio
Jim Jarosz
— Rolly the Fox/Practitioner
Heather Reusz
— Atlantis Somerset
Nick La Banca
— Nautical Nineties Narrator
Justin Hoffman
— "Spin My Helm" Singer
McKane Searle
— "Spin My Helm" Bassist
James Banasiak
— "Spin My Helm" Drummer
Alexis Banasiak
— Waving Woman 1
Mooog
— Waving Woman 2
Rob Scallon
— Waving Man
Catheryn Kuhar
— Sailor Girl
Danny Grenchik
— "Shark Weak" Singer
Trevor Casterline
— "Poop Deck Peck" Harmony 1
Tom Reusz
— "Poop Deck Peck" Harmony 2
Aiyanna Wade
— Wife
Steve Davis
— Husband
Joe Banasiak
— Old Man
Jim Banasiak
— Skeleton